January Set 2
January 7, 2018 | 16 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
January Set 2
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/215061920?t=01h19m53s (video: In today’s exciting episode, Twerk17 talks about how Electronic Arts is more accountable than CIG)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/215061920?t=01h33m00s (video: WTFo’s poll estimates SC release in 2022)
I listened to this for a minute or two and that bald dickhead went and said that if Star Citizen lives up to 20% of the hype it has built up, it would still be one of the best games ever…
January Set 1
January 3, 2018 | 15 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
January Set 1
Derek and Montoya get into a fight on twitter Montoya is the leader of TEST, the biggest remaining Star Citizen Organization or something. At the time of this post, patreon displays that he recieves $388 a month from donors.
In light of the recent tragedy of an innocent man being killed after being doxxed and swatted, we as a community need to come together and condemn those who use doxxing as a means of intimidation!
December Set 15
January 2, 2018 | 13 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 15
Oh dear, Charlie Hall is taking a break from telling readers about how Star Citizen is leap-frogging Elite and actually describing his player experience with 3.0. It actually makes for good reading in places, though the deferential interjections seem tonally incongruent.
POLYGON: Star Citizen’s bugs will get you killed
So, i decided to watch the director commentary version.
‘This is, you know, a more full version of the AI system we call subsumption,’ says Chris showing people sitting on bunk beds.
December Set 14
December 31, 2017 | 32 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 14
Terrible decisions are a part of Chris Roberts history…
WHICH YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Worth Clicking: (video: Sunk Cost Galaxy - Chapter 2: The Mythological Roberts)
Used Car Rental Salesman chat
There’s a quite bit more to that story than what I mentioned, and it’s a lot more depressing and sad. And more than two sources have confirmed most of the details of that sad unspoken tale.
December mini Set 13
December 27, 2017 | 4 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December mini-Set 13
Thankfully, you don’t have glitch in order to travel to this here youtube video…
Worth Clicking: (video: Sunk Cost Galaxy - Chapter 1: Past to Future to Present)
Unlike Chris, I actually write code for a living, and for many years applied that in the gaming industry. I have multiple AAA titles under my belt. You won’t believe any of that, same as you won’t believe that Star Citizen has already technologically failed.
December Set 12
December 26, 2017 | 29 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 12
Suck Cost Galaxy
Merry Christmas…
Worth Clicking: (video: Sunk Cost Galaxy - Overture)
Oh shit you forgot to check your stocking…
Worth Clicking: (video: Sunk Cost Galaxy - Foreword: The Reliable Narrator)
Chris on Spectrum
Chris has made a rare appearance on his weird discord knock-off in order to provide the base with some fresh talking points for the new year.
December Set 11
December 25, 2017 | 6 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 11
CIG airs their SQ42 video and label it a “verticle slice”
https://youtu.be/tpVzJiarjvc (video: 2 hours of mostly walking around)
https://youtu.be/qcHAfaQh3QE (video: Director’s Commentary)
It is pretty boring so here are some decent timestamps:
Timestamps:
Cafeteria Scene: timestamped youtube link (117)
Ser Davos gets shoved by the map: timestamped youtube link (725)
Crobberts rips off terminator joke: timestamped youtube link (982)
Encounter with mopman: timestamped youtube link (1058)
December Set 10
December 24, 2017 | 11 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 10
Holiday AtV is delayed 24 hours
CIG advertised their holiday show accross IGN and amoungst their fanbase. Only to cancel it 20 or 40mins before the scheduled time to go live.
CIG yanks the football away at the last second again.
I love you CIG, I really, really do.
What a trainwreck.
The hits keep on coming.
Imagine not beeing able to show gameplay of your game after five years of development
December Set 9
December 20, 2017 | 13 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 9
This encapsulates Star Citizen for me in a way I doubt the OP could ever understand or recognize. It’s got everything:
The pointless joke literally run into the ground as the only bit of content The huge, empty, ill-advised planet The wonky physics, with the Big Benny’s machine jittering all over the place The hilariously overwrought mocap of the guy doing his dumb victory dance The inability of commandos to affect change on anything (look at his feet in relation to the vending machine) It’s all just so perfect.
December Set 8
December 19, 2017 | 12 min read | Posted by GOONRATHI
December Set 8
I’m about out of good faith for Chris. It’s been one hell of a wait. If they can’t resolve the garbage performance and start making leaps in development now that “the core of the game is there” I’m going to completely stop telling people about the game. Seriously tired of people giving me shit just because I’m excited for a game that has, so far, disappointed absolutely every single one of my friends, RL and online gaming friends.