March 2025

March 2025

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Star Citizen should have exclusive Concierge-only servers.

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anything funny happening in the world of star citizen?

A quick google suggest Star Citizen still exists.

That’s sorta funny.

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Majority of the complaints are from people who don’t play the game.

It’s also alpha – these things will happen. I always mention to people if they are unwilling to deal with the alpha woes, they need to stick with something else until Star Citizen enter beta.

I see we’re back to IT’S ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!! on the treadmill of excuses

It does seem to me if after 13 years you can’t even get “movement” to work in your 3D game, the most basic player action, such that game shits itself to death if you JUMP in the wrong place, what is there to defend, really.

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I’m afraid you don’t understand game development, friend. Which is understandable, because this is not just a game, it’s a lifestyle. There are no rules and there is no precedent for what CIG are doing. You should be grateful.

Instead you whine about petty things like “the player can’t move,” or “I fell through the floor” or “there is no actual game.”

When the revelation comes, you’ll regret your lack of faith.

LA Office is Closing

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dibs on the garage door

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To celebrate everything our LA studio brought to the project, we’re gifting all members of the Chairman’s Club a special piece of our history: an in-game replica of the Constellation artwork that hung above Chris Roberts’ desk for so many years.

It’s a way to honor the office, but also your unwavering support in helping make our shared universe a reality.

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giving concierge donors a literal jpg to commemorate the occasion

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lol wow

a jpg of a jpg ship.

thanks for the memories

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No-one is fooled by it, we all know what it means. If the developers are better served being closer to others, why’d you open five fuckin offices to start with?

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this is great for star citizen!

imagine how much money they will save now that can be put back into development yay!

the framing in that letter is just chefs kiss for going on year whatever it is:

as we push - implying this is the last big push folks

final stretch - there it is again, implying this is the LAST stretch

yes the last stretch to whatever the next patch # is… big deal

i wonder if they just fired everyone who refused to relocate again, like they did before

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The best I have is this forlorn poking…

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I’m surprised they closed LA. I thought that the Crobbler would desperately hold onto it. But I guess the money is getting tight, and after 12 years he’s probably finally realizing that all of those stars he paid to be in SQ42 are never going to talk to him again.

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Of course they’re actually Nazi tanks rather than some stupid thing from Warhammer or whatever.

Also, three nazi tanks that were poor concepts, plagued by endless design changes, wasted huge amounts of labour and resources to mostly break down when put into actual service.

Jagdpanther (a Panther medium tank rebuilt into a tank destroyer), Tiger II (also called King Tiger, famous for throwing its tracks off if it turned neutrally on asphalt), and an E-100

Jobbo_Fett

WHO GOT THE DOORS?!

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But if they just have one big facility overseas, how are they going to develop 247 and turn 13 real years into 39 actual dev years? Wait, that makes the whole thing actually worse

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madlibs for scammers

Do not worry we have built big facility in a place overseas and this is going to increase efficiency

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I wish they auctioned off all of their shitty overpriced props from the LA office to the backers, and made them pay out the nose for them.

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What is “star citizen”? Sounds made up.

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